International Journal of Inactivism (now supplanted by Decoding SwiftHack)

2009/06/06

Americans beware: French ex-President wants to take away your guns! Oh noes!

cite as: F. Bi. 2009. Americans beware: French ex-President wants to take away your guns! Oh noes!
Intl. J. Inact., 2:76

British nobleman Christopher Monckton has a dire warning this June for all freedom-loving Americans: French ex-President Jacques Chirac wants to take away your guns by promoting the cruel hoax of ‘global warming’! Oh noes!

As Maurice Strong, Jacques Chirac and their ilk had always intended, the IPCC will emerge after [the UN Climate Change Conference at] Copenhagen as the prototype and nucleus of a world government. We have already seen this in the EU.

This is the same Monckton who claimed back in March that American President “Osamabamarama” has a

stated ambition of shutting down nine-tenths of the economies of the West and flinging us back to the Stone Age without even the right to light fires in our caves.

Bwahahahahaha.

(And with this, I’d like to announce that there’s now another update to the genealogy of climate conspiracy theories.)

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3 Comments »

  1. Frank,acknowledgement is due. Monckton has succeeded in realising the potential of the little-heralded discipline of quantum delusion. He is simultaneously off his tree,and on yours.

    Comment by Nick — 2009/06/09 @ 10:55 | Reply

  2. Nick:

    I think anyone who’s on my tree is pretty much by definition off theirs. If there’s a ‘quantum’ aspect, I’d think this quantum aspect has something to do with Chirac. 🙂

    Comment by frankbi — 2009/06/21 @ 08:22 | Reply

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